Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
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he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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