hell yes lets make some ravioli
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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