haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
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Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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