I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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