you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
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I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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