go do what you do best...puke behind churches
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
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I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
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My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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