Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
We had to coat check the pizza.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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