My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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