nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
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We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I wish there were birth control emojis
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
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You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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