Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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