We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
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i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
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Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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