her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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