4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Nobody cheats on THIS.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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