no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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