Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
