you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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