She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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