Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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