Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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