Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I am in a vortex of obligation.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
We got so high we made milksteak
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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