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I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
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Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
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He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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