You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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