why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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