i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
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Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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