You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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