As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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