Where are you?
In a non slutty way
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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