Porn is love you can see.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I'm at about main and main street
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Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
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I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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