You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
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If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
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She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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