her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
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Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
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Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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