at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
