That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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