Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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