i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
is wine microwaveable?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Randomize
