my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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