Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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