I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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