This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
