we have officially lost it.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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