i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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