everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
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he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
We are two peas in an std pod
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
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You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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