Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
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You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
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It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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