I can't watch pbs sober anymore
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
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I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
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Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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