mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
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