try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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