Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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