Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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