his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
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Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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