This girl is more easily done than said...
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
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I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
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Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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