Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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