I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
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sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
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Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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