belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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