problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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