Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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