I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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